I. Parsons

I. is 120 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
1061

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
13793

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
7346

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
25016

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
40374

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
64233

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
5203

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
4753

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
2836

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
3726

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20151

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
15493

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
16655

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5798

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2155

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
10412

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
74

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
14940

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
14504

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
9911

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
1911

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
6956

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
28311

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
10916

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
32994

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
12619

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
12439

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
24581

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
38789

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
38854

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
7454

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
12517

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
19706

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
29266

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
42718

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
65735

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
83097

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
129091

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
141065

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
26829

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
66328

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
22107

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
19722

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
32552

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
79008

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
33231

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
38361

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
16873

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
69689

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
19926

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
22368

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
56583

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
5980

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
34807

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
59291

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
40397

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
43838

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
42436

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
42791

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
40392

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
38208

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
40170

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13152

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
21516

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
45161

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
16892

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
28126

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
29025

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
70121

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
14820

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
55573

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
129839

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21273

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17019

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21997

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
78732

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
25844

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
13917

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
92048

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
226846

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
47160

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19035

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
32418

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
24604

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
46441

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
24962

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
53741

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
136631

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
11848

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
35143

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
111967

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
40207

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
39707

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
34761

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
43414

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
47443

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
95301

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
96393

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
247962

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
74170

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
68531

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
37824

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
179267

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
44270

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
115727

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
65899

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
482603

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
92910

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
160530

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
148157

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
148332

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
488066

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27195

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
543629

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
191192

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
229488

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
293054

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1010942

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
308051

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
278901

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
624952

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1017429

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1218883