B. Bastard

B. is 37 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Worth a penny. B. is also known as "The-B-Killah95". B. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

B. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

No one told me I gotta clothe all of these fucking bastards...

Description: A set of phony bad teeth worn for comic relief when looking for love in all the wrong places.
Category: Special Pranks
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced
Interaction item: This item is used while interacting with someone.
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.
Target must be over 16 years old.