J. Martínez Ortega

J. is 67 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of The Voice of the Chainsaw. J. is also known as "Personal Jesús". J. is located in London at Naughty Pussycat - London.

J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Description: Nothing beats a foam replica of one of the Kraken's arms to scare the crap out of your friends when they are out on the Seven Seas! Unless your friend is a passionate fan of Japanese 19th century woodblock prints then... ehrm... things can get a little weird.
Category: Special Pranks
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced
Interaction item: This item is used while interacting with someone.
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.
Target must be over 16 years old.