P. Duffy

P. is 117 years old. He is the Piano Player of Duffy & the Legends. P. is also known as "The Real Phil Duffy". P. is located in Tallinn at Tallinna õhuruum.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

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Bill

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Song Details

Bill is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 12/12/2007 by P. Duffy. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Rock
Owner: Phil Duffy's Bluesbreakers
First Revealed: 12/12/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Piano
Backup Vocals
Electric Guitar

Special Lyrics

Let me tell you the story of Bill,
Rejected at birth for being an inbecile.

Raised by a nun he called the penguin,
A notable drinker with a face that was sanguine.

She was killed by a sandwich he made with marmite,
Left him alone, bewildered and feeling contrite.

He tried a career of playing baseball,
His coach let him go as his hands were just too small.

One year on holiday in Stenhousemuir,
He met a blind girl who was so demure.

Using a mind trick learnt from a Jedi,
Told her, "You're in my power, you must wed I".

Married outside in a heavy rain storm,
They spent their honeymoon in a YMCA dorm.

Their clothes were lost in the spring monsoon,
They had to be rescued in a hot air balloon.

He promised her a life of loving so tantric,
Her nights turned out to be far from ecstatic.

In bed he turned out to be a bit of a lemon,
In the end she wrote him a letter to 'Dear John'.

He died on his own at a quarter to three,
Fell down stairs in the dark when going for a pee.

And that is the end of the story of Bill,
Went from birth to his death never knowing he was ill.

Record Releases

CoST IV
Neil / Bill