A. Autiosaari

A. is 129 years old. A. is located in Los Angeles at Main Street 34.

A. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Moustached Dealer of Doom

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Song Details

Moustached Dealer of Doom is Music for Musicians music in tempo Presto. The music is perfect and the lyrics are wonderful. The song was written 5/17/2008 by A. Autiosaari. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Jazz
Owner: Beige Panther Party
First Revealed: 5/17/2008 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Bass Guitar
Lead Vocals

Special Lyrics

One-two-three-four!

[bass solo]

A long time ago in a place called Türgustan
Lived a man who had a leather jacket and evil plan
The unlucky one who bought a rug from him
Knows the chances of eternal happiness are slim

Dam-dam-da-da-di-dum-dilirim-dalirim...

One day a mystery stranger entered his rug shop
Like a fox the salesman made an offer hard to top:
"If you decide to buy this beautiful little rug from me
I can guarantee it'll have the power to make you free"

Don't do it stranger!

[second bass solo]

Dam-dam-da-da-di-dum-dilirim-dalirim...

Soon after the shady transaction for the rug was done
Stranger was informed his wife had turned into a nun
And the little pooch that he loved more than life itself
Was found crushed and killed under his antique shelf

Dam-dam-da-da-di-dum-dilirim-dalirim...

Clap your hands everybody, cause here we go again

[third bass solo]

Dam-dam-da-da-di-dum-dilirim-dalirim...