P. Bastard
P. is 40 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Snacks After Sex.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Fluffy Fluffy Fluffies
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Song Details
Fluffy Fluffy Fluffies is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are mind melting. The song was written 2/26/2011 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
91 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
7/18/2011 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Special Lyrics
Sunshine operated girls cuz their domain is Rio,
we make the fluffiest trio,
they show off their Phil tattoos,
feed me, fuck me and bring me the booze.
Tara had a snip snip to get off her bad trip,
dying some years ago, leaving me to rot on my own,
then she emerged as a hairy jazz man, becoming my biggest fan,
but that Simona bitch snatched her away,
I had nothing more to say,
except fuck you bitches I'm outta here,
gonna find me some other bitches to bring me beer.
Fucks sake, this song sucks balls,
but you gave me an unreachable goal,
to write a kick ass hit for my fluffies,
and I can't pour a song out my sleeves.
Meh fuck that, lemme try it again,
since I already began,
my two fluffy girls, you rock my world,
you make me hot and heavy, no savvy,
must be your pussies with my name on them,
that made me write this poem.
Yes must be that, cuz there's no other reason for this crap,
or must be that you're always around,
even when I'm flying high above the ground,
you never judged my junkie mind,
but you helped me to find what I left behind,
could be my car keys or some other shit who knows,
and you love all my flaws that annoy.
Other self proclaimed fluffies can suck my dick,
cuz they're too lame to join our clique,
so lets stay the happy fluffy family forever,
and you two keep satisfying my every whim wherever.
Not a romantic type so what did you expect,
only one thing you two can erect,
now piss off you two,
this is the best I can do ;)
[A shitty song dedicated to Simona & Tara Perrone]