P. Bastard

P. is 31 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Slum Area 30.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The songs of P.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
Damn dirty ape 490 1676602/15/2022
Why don't we try again 470 16627412/20/2021
Le freak 500 1608655/8/2021
Here ya go 500 1530076/15/2020
Just like J 500 1530076/15/2020
Glass half empty 500 1523025/16/2020
Piece of meat 500 1467189/27/2019
Cramp 500 1456758/14/2019
Pasta en basta 500 1448567/11/2019
Ultraturbovioletsuperlicioussuperficious 500 1413482/15/2019
Satire 500 14010012/25/2018
Obsessed with curtains 500 13948411/29/2018
Bet you love drama 500 13870410/28/2018
Better to feast than fast 500 13816410/5/2018
Getget 500 1366898/5/2018
The temptation 500 1365767/31/2018
The Big Cumback 500 1357546/27/2018
A lighter and a switch 500 1287249/7/2017
Putrid dick 500 1287249/7/2017
H8 me 500 1270967/1/2017
Throw a pity party n be done with it 500 1258415/10/2017
See me 500 1257025/4/2017
One last try 500 1246503/21/2017
Between 3 & 40 characters 500 1245273/16/2017
Hits a-comin'! 500 1245263/16/2017
Oh FFS, really?! 500 1231121/16/2017
Well, this is crap 500 1231121/16/2017
ALL ALONE!!! 500 1231121/16/2017
Bye Reaper 500 1227451/1/2017
Magnificent Bastard is not my son 500 12246612/20/2016
Yeeeep, I am THAT cool 500 12189311/26/2016
I'll get back to you... NEVER!! 500 12179911/22/2016
Punk Agent 500 12135511/4/2016
No lyrics no soul 500 12133011/3/2016
Sittin' on my toilet... readin' 500 12058110/3/2016
Annoyed flea 500 1204629/28/2016
Punch out 500 1195788/22/2016
You like kiwies? 500 1194438/16/2016
LA LA LA!!! (feat Ginger) 500 1186517/14/2016
Heat brings the loonies out 500 1182866/29/2016
Her booty, buttcut 500 1178886/13/2016
Name for hire 500 1178166/10/2016
Yet another dumb, useless song 500 1169755/5/2016
Don't annoy me 500 1164704/14/2016
Even I need to rest on a Sunday 500 1157043/14/2016
You've been bastardized 500 1155833/8/2016
My other me is a cowboy 500 1154903/5/2016
Your sovereignty 500 1151972/21/2016
Cat, leave me alone 500 1151642/20/2016
Your skirt says yes 500 1150552/15/2016
I don't wanna miss a thong 500 1149012/9/2016
Bored with myself 500 1142531/13/2016
Chelsea 500 11365412/19/2015
We're stranger than fiction 500 11333012/6/2015
Drunken slumber 500 11286111/16/2015
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY CHOOZ?! 500 11253711/3/2015
Three is an unlucky number 500 11236510/26/2015
It's the end 500 11187610/6/2015
Always with the voodoo for a hit 500 1104218/6/2015
Among the dirt 500 1101697/27/2015
So... you're butthurt eh? 500 1096927/7/2015
My mind is glowing 500 1095286/30/2015
Typical Rat 500 1090826/12/2015
Bully rampage 500 1083335/11/2015
Paranoid, dumb and aggressive 500 1081775/5/2015
Rehab II 500 1078394/21/2015
Food porn (secret track) 500 1071723/24/2015
Queen Zaychik & King Zver Ballad 500 1068873/12/2015
A crap song 500 1058601/28/2015
The emotion of Aaaargh! 500 1056381/19/2015
This song is a clue 500 10506312/26/2014
100th: Yeah baby, I know you're lying 500 10472112/12/2014
Speak freely 500 10435911/27/2014
Perpetuum mobile 500 10353610/24/2014
Infected bloodline 500 1028319/24/2014
Too many clowns, not enough clown cars 500 1021328/26/2014
At all costs (destruction remix) 500 1004656/18/2014
Equals zero 500 1003946/15/2014
"Cuteness" 500 1000586/1/2014
Hit & Miss 500 992024/26/2014
"Alpha male" 500 989454/15/2014
Wait, what?! Fuck, I'm a retard. 500 987614/8/2014
Rotten teeth 500 984503/26/2014
Sleep deprived 500 983413/21/2014
Left for dead 500 977532/25/2014
Bacon gives me a semi 500 975742/17/2014
Fuck my therapist, she's late 500 964531/1/2014
Fifi, she knows 500 9482010/25/2013
Hangovers suuuuck 500 940109/22/2013
I'm onto ya 500 934838/31/2013
Drunk drunk drunk I am 500 930138/11/2013
Done 500 922687/11/2013
Creeper 500 921367/6/2013
Aborted de-generation 500 907595/9/2013
Nostromo 500 902284/17/2013
This global awakening won't be televised 500 894203/14/2013
Affected by evil spirits 500 887182/13/2013
Bane of your existence 500 881401/20/2013
No talent just my nobody kids 500 880551/16/2013
Feels like a night spent drinking 500 8651111/13/2012
Everything's gone to shit 500 843958/17/2012
I love you 500 841828/8/2012
Lowlife scumbag cocksucker, my Tourette acting out 500 840458/2/2012
Demons 500 836737/18/2012
Random words make up a song 500 828006/12/2012
Short lived decadence 500 826906/7/2012
The enemy in disguise 500 824895/30/2012
Rap you up 500 823165/22/2012
Cushion walls 500 821425/15/2012
Perplexed I in a heroin touch 500 816584/25/2012
I hate this day 500 814324/16/2012
Folks I piss off make a cute face 500 802052/24/2012
The final nail in the coffee 500 800892/20/2012
Comfortably trapped by my mind 500 794351/23/2012
Dedication: My bong 500 790991/9/2012
Touch of the witch 500 7872312/25/2011
Tired 500 7860112/20/2011
They thrive on hate but I don't give a damn... 500 7845512/13/2011
Drunk lemonade growl 500 7759011/7/2011
Crazy fuckin' bastards 500 7732410/27/2011
I'm your daddy 500 7722310/23/2011
Marlboro man 500 7707810/17/2011
Mania of a wanna be ex-smoker 500 762389/12/2011
Challenges are gone 500 755008/12/2011
Fluffy bank accounts 500 753958/8/2011
Mug shot 500 749167/19/2011
Perfection of you 500 735295/22/2011
Your pussy gives me a reason to live 500 731655/7/2011
Your God 500 730205/1/2011
Forbidden room 500 727204/19/2011
Gods game 500 725314/11/2011
Suckers run their mouths Phil is a bad mon 500 721213/25/2011
In the Cellar + one extra rusty bed 500 718443/13/2011
Fluffy Fluffy Fluffies 500 714892/26/2011
Pisses me the fuck off! 500 702271/5/2011
Ruskie devushki do it better 500 701541/2/2011
An ode to Lassie 500 701531/2/2011
Road of destiny 500 6994012/24/2010
Fuck x-mas 500 6993912/24/2010
Reload my balls 500 6989012/22/2010
Stronger than before 500 6989012/22/2010
Are you a Hypochondriac? 500 6977212/17/2010
Holly's Curse 500 6827610/15/2010
Picking the crust 500 670548/25/2010
Lights went off 500 669518/21/2010
Freeballing 500 668398/16/2010
Junkie sessions 500 667318/12/2010
What the fuck is this song about? 500 666378/8/2010
The blackest metal song ever 500 633103/22/2010
Totally DEATH metal pussy song 500 631213/15/2010
Moja anakondica 500 622192/5/2010
Toxic room 500 621242/1/2010
Starved 500 615491/8/2010
Holly's death 500 614051/2/2010
Sam ko pas 500 6128412/28/2009
Ride the untamed wind 500 6067212/3/2009
Relapse 500 6051411/26/2009
Love sick 500 6036011/20/2009
Explicit beaver scenes 500 5939010/10/2009
Nail me in the pit 500 5925010/4/2009
Crucifix backwear 500 591089/28/2009
Flower crusher 500 589559/22/2009
Playground of ego whores 500 588119/16/2009
Part animal, part machine 500 586729/10/2009
My bitch 500 562636/2/2009
Socks fetish groupie 500 561365/28/2009
RVRG past = unique 500 559535/20/2009
Life of Bastard with a capital B 500 557975/13/2009
Protect you from harm 500 556495/7/2009
Love or whatever it was 500 554895/1/2009
She is... Holly Guy 500 553304/24/2009