Diamond Bank
The bank is where rich people keep their money, and poor people go to take a loan.
Graffiti:
Kilroy was here
Note from the Management
DIAMOND BANK is a private financial service provider owned and operated by The Musical Box, primarily geared toward the needs of Citizens and Residents of the city of Istambul.
We provide a safe place to obtain various size deposit accounts with a guaranteed 100% reserve ratio to securely store and access your money. A variety of zero-interest small loans are also offered to those just starting out in Istambul, for their personal and band development expenses.
Depositors can rest assured that all loans are backed by bank funds, not depositor funds, and so, loans will never put your deposits in jeopardy. Nor, of course, will The Musical Box ever invest any funds in gold bars.
Diamond Bank, your trustd friend in Istanbul.