H. Cardinalli
H. is 90 years old.
He is the Lead Singer of Peixeirada.
H. is located in Jakarta at Tol Jasa Marga.
H. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.
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Latest Blog Post
PEIXEIRADA #1: CD do Tiringa & Release Party
It’s official: the first single of Peixeirada is coming out. The name? “CD do Tiringa.” Two tracks sharper than a bar fight at dawn: “Golpe de Peixeirada” and “Disco Inferno.” And before you ask, yes — Disco Inferno is better. I know it, you’ll know it, and deep down even the guy bootlegging my demo tapes in his cousin’s garage knows it.
And of course, we’re doing a release party. But forget champagne and red carpet — this is warm beer, ashtrays overflowing, speakers about to blow, and stickers of Peixeirada plastered everywhere: bathroom stalls, beer taps, panties on the floor. If it doesn’t smell like piss and sweat, it ain’t a party.
The marketing plan? Pure genius. I bought a truckload of fake social media followers. Now I’m a prophet in Uzbekistan, a superstar in Bangladesh, and a sex symbol for Russian bots that don’t even have profile pictures. And just when that wasn’t enough, the cherry on top: a scandalous viral video leaked.
Yes, it’s me in the video. Yes, I’m naked. No, that’s not mayonnaise. And before you ask, the other person was consenting — though the furniture probably wasn’t. If you’ve seen it, congrats: you now know more about me than my own doctor. If you haven’t, don’t worry — the internet makes sure filth spreads faster than the music ever will. Rock ’n’ roll 101: drop a single, drop your pants, drop everyone’s jaw.
And about the band: people ask, “Horácio, is Peixeirada just you?” Well, when I’m hauling the amps, tuning the guitar, singing, and mopping the vomit after the show — yeah, it’s just me. Call it solo, call it stubborn, call it sadomasochism. I call it rock.
So show up at the party. Drink until you forget the video, or watch it on repeat until you can’t look me in the eye. Either way, the blade is coming down, and the noise won’t miss.
Signed,
Horácio Cardinalli
Wielder of the Peixeira
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Posted 9/8/2025, 7:00 PM
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