J. Storm
J. is 21 years old.
He is the Drummer of Spellbound Research.
J. is also known as "The Rock n Roll Star".
J. is located in Stockholm at Blowjob Dandelion.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to compose music in order to get ahead professionally.
Tempo’s fine—you're all slow.
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HeresJohnny - Instablog - The Birthday Blunder
Woke up this morning feeling like I’d done ten rounds with a gorilla and lost every single one.
I blinked at the ceiling, trying to remember who I was, where I was, and whether or not I’d joined a biker gang last night.
Then it hit me. "OH GOD. IT’S HER BIRTHDAY."
Panic.
I leapt out of bed like a man possessed (by tequila). My wife, the glorious Janessa Storm, goddess of glam rock, piano sorceress, and part time destroyer of my ego, was still snoring gently beside me, hair like a tornado of blonde silk, utterly peaceful while I descended into full blown chaos.
No time to waste.
I threw on the nearest clothes (a leopard print dressing gown and one of Dan's old band tees, sorry bro) and bolted out the front door. First stop, The shop. I grabbed a "To My Wife" card, and a cake with a tiara on it.
Feeling like the Husband of the Year, I marched back into the house, cake held aloft like Simba in The Lion King.
“BABE!” I shouted. “SURPRISE!!!”
She looked up, confused. “Why are you yelling? And… why does that cake say ‘Happy Birthday Janessa’?”
“…Because it’s your birthday?”
She blinked at me for a solid ten seconds. “Johnny. It’s YOUR birthday.”
The silence that followed was deafening. Somewhere in the distance, a single dog barked.
Cue me standing in the living room, hungover, holding a tiara cake meant for the wrong person.
Honestly? Peak Johnny Storm.
Janessa burst out laughing, hugged me (still holding the cake), and said, “Best gift ever. You forgetting your own birthday so you could celebrate mine? Legendary.”
So here I am now, eating my own birthday cake with “Happy Birthday Janessa” written on it, and sipping my hair of the dog.
Lesson learned:
Always check the calendar.
And maybe… just maybe… don’t down nine shots of Fireball the night before your birthday.
Happy birthday to me, I guess.
Posted 6/16/2025, 4:00 PM
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