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christmas
Who gave me permission to be so f*cking happy?
You know what? I even think it’s gon stick this time.
Whatever happens. Whatever life throws at me next.
It’s been a whole sodding year today since the one guy I trusted in the world to not break my heart, a good friend ripped it out, put out a blunt on it and told me the one thing I feared most. Then I stumbled upon spineless pig after spineless pig all year…f*cking boring I tell ya! Been there, done that. Nobody needs to hear that story again.
This year, Mama O has given her heart to someone special. The only guy to ever give me the scaries…in a good way.
The only guy who has ever put me in my place and made me feel like a Goddess at the same time. Hmm..
Anyway! Just. What a difference a year makes?
As I say to all my matches, don’t give up.
Your soulmate is still out there somewhere 😋
And besides, if you don’t end up with them, chances are there are a few other things that will end up fulfilling you anyways, may not be the same as filling you but…you know. Whilst I don’t think there is much better in life than curling up in the lap of a guy who fills you up in every possible way, ass, soul, heart, your wine glass, belly, whatever!
There actually ✨is✨….
So have a happy christmas, kiss under that mistletoe, be reckless with the eggnog, bake all the cookies, and give a real special gift to whoever is by your side. Even if they don’t want it…😏
Make it a beautiful one..oh, and what’s the betting I burn these cookies? Thank F I have kids who can cook!!
They must have got that skill from Santa or something…
Ho ho ho!
♥️
Posted 4/19/2024, 10:00 PM