A. Rockford

A. is 28 years old. She is the Cat Burglar of Какая то хуета. A. was last seen in New York before heading off on adventure.

A. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to pick flowers in order to get ahead professionally.

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ & ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ, ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

Description: When in doubt, just rub this ring between your hands for a few seconds and throw it to a security guard. Nobody knows why the guard gets so distracted, but it burns, burns, burns and works every single time (at least in the movies). This item was chosen as a favorite in season one of Crīminālis Couture.
Category: Underground Market
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced