B. Berlijn

B. is 24 years old. He is the Drummer of Evil Dildo. B. is also known as "Pelvis Presley". B. is located in London at The Dildo Ranch.

B. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Character Skills

Skills are an essential key to success. You normally gain new skills by reading books or attending university classes. Some skills can only be learned through special circumstances and events in the game however. After all, none of us learned how to walk by reading a book...

Characters can choose to keep some or all of their skills secret. The number of skills a character keeps secret can be seen at the bottom of the page.

Skill Level
Artistic
Basic Acting 50
Basic Photography 50
Motion Picture Photography 50
Business
Basic Economics 20
Basic Media Manipulation 50
Public Relations 50
Spin Doctor Mastery 50
Miscellaneous
Chess Mastery 40
Power Tools 0
Music
Basic Composing 50
Basic Lyrics 50
Composing Anthems 50
Composing Simplistic Music 0
Music Improvisation 50
Music Genre Skills
Heavy Metal 0
Punk Rock 50
Reggae 10
Rock 10
Musical Instrument
Basic Percussions 50
Basic Singing 50
Drums 50
Lead Vocals 50
Paranormal Sciences
Paranormal Tracking Devices 50
Police
Basic Fire Arms 50
Science
Ancient History 0
Sexual
Sex 50
Social
Basic Comedy 40
Basic Leadership 50
Basic Manners 50
Basic Sex Appeal 50
Basic Street-smartness 50
Professional Rhetoric 50
Proper Drinking Habits 40
Rhetoric 50
Sports
Basic Martial Arts 0
Basic Skateboard 20
Basic Skiing 0
Basic Yoga 50
Surfing 40
Yoga Mastery 50
Stage & Performance
Advanced Fireworks 50
Audience Awareness 50
Basic Dancing 50
Basic Fashion 50
Basic Make Up 50
Basic Showmanship 50
Basic Special Effects 50
Fire Breathing 50
Lighting Wizardry 50
Professional Comedy 50
Professional Dancing 50
Professional Showmanship 50