"Que te pague Kobe" Bank

The bank is where rich people keep their money, and poor people go to take a loan.

Warning:

WARNING! This building is VERY UNSAFE and might collapse at any time! It is severely dilapidated. Get out of here before you get hurt!

Basic Info

Locale Type:	Bank
City:	London
City Zone:	Brixton (Slum)
Management:	Malthusians On The Top
Quality:	0
Condition:	truly abysmal
Cash:	(6,299.90) M$
Service Cost:	1,000.00 M$

Graffiti:

[ Fun Gh0ul ]

Note from the Management

Welcome to "Que te pague Kobe" Bank

Personal and descentralized banking "specials services" for TGH brotherhood.

We can offer you 8 different accounts:

*Criminal basic income 5% (only TGH)
* Classical Ponzi scheme 4%
* London Lobbyists 3%
* Campaigns contributor 2%
* Altruistic CCCount
* Title of Nobility "Quattuor Cucurbitulae"
* Title of Nobility Plate "Petrificatus Intelligentia"
* Title of Nobility Gold "Newton's Gravis Manus"

We also can offer you a loan (Only TGH):

* Dimension loan S 100 000,00 M$ at 1.5%
* Dimension loan M 500 000,00 M$ at 2%
* Dimension loan L 1 000 000,00 M$ at 4%
* Dimension loan XL 5 000 000,00 M$ at 6%
* Dimension loan XXL 10 000 000,00 M$ at 8%
* Dimension loan XXXL 50 000 000,00 M$ at 10%

If you have questions, please contact Kobe in the church