Miserable Illegitimates and Lazy Ladyparts

The new name was suggested (kinda) by Nixie, and edited for common decency by Shay. Trust me, the original was much worse...

Club Information
Created: 2/10/2013
Leader: P. Bastard
Club House: Social Club Florence Hatter HQ
City: Sofia
Management: Biscuit dunking heaven
Size: 5 members
Accepts applications: No

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