Holy Triad Club
WARNING!!! If you're reading this, then this warning is for you:
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?
Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you'll become a statistic.
You have been warned.
Just two rules...
The first rule of Holy Triad Club is: You do not talk about Holy Triad Club.
The second rule of Holy Triad Club is: You do not talk about Holy Triad Club.
Regarding social clubs
A social club is a place where people gather to fraternize and share common interests. The only way of becoming a member of a social club is to be invited by the club leader. All social clubs have a club house where the members meet.
VIPs can be a member of up to five social clubs at the same time, while non-VIPs can only be a member of one.