Records

Releasing top selling records is an excellent way to climb high up in the artist rankings. In order to release a record you first have to record a couple of tracks and get a decent record contract with a record studio. You can work on two records at a time. Good luck!

Full Length Albums	Release	Review
Opus Rectum (Enter Dildo Here)	1605364/25/2021	50
It Don’t Cum Easy	15706912/1/2020	50
We Cum In Peace	1543928/12/2020	50
Opus Dildo	1507423/12/2020	50
Alienation of the Dildo	14805011/21/2019	50
Dildology	1453648/1/2019	50
Dildovanje	1426794/11/2019	50
Opus Dildo	13998912/20/2018	50
Dildonymous	1372578/29/2018	50
Songs of Stoner Devotion	1345565/8/2018	50
Indigo	1320301/23/2018	50
Eponymous	12935810/3/2017	40
A Philosopher's Chaos	1266636/13/2017	40

Singles	Release	Review
With Legs Wide Open	1767352/28/2023	40
Doobie Do	1758691/23/2023	40
Excited Ed	1666551/4/2022	40
Living On A Dildo	1587502/9/2021	40
I'm Your Dildo Tonight	1580901/13/2021	40
The Great Cumdemic	15741212/15/2020	40
It Don't Cum Easy (Extended)	15671811/16/2020	40
Queefing In The Free World	15606110/20/2020	40
We Cum In Peace (Jizzy Remix)	1553949/22/2020	40
Sweet Creams Are Made Of Jizz	1547218/25/2020	40
Dildo Sounds Better With You	1533686/30/2020	40
Are You In?	1521885/12/2020	40
Calling Dr. Dildo	1513564/7/2020	40
Dildo's Dopamine	1505223/3/2020	40
How Deep Is Your Dildo?	14795511/17/2019	40
Star Whores: The Dildo Awakens	1464779/17/2019	40
Dildo In The Sky With Diamonds	1451447/23/2019	40
Machine Gun Dildo	1444716/25/2019	40
A Dildo To Kill	1438055/28/2019	40
Riders On The Dildo	1431184/30/2019	40
Last Dildo In Bombay	1424544/2/2019	40
Regina's Dildo	1417693/5/2019	40
Smells Like Teen Dildo	1411102/5/2019	40
Dildo Shining Alien	1404381/8/2019	40
I Wanna Hold Your Dildo	13977812/12/2018	40
My Dildo	13909411/13/2018	40
Seven Dildo Army	13843210/17/2018	40
Dildo's Big Brown Beaver	1377559/18/2018	40
A Hard Day's Dildo	1370808/21/2018	40
Truly, Madly, Dildo	1364097/24/2018	40
Marvelous	1357366/26/2018	40
Cookie	1348935/22/2018	40
Stoner	1342224/24/2018	40
2020	1335493/27/2018	40
Meow	1328782/27/2018	40
420	1322081/30/2018	40
Skank	1315381/2/2018	40
Violet	13086012/5/2017	40
Throb	12934310/3/2017	40
Stoephoer	1286739/5/2017	40
Cocksmoker	1280088/8/2017	40
Opus Magnum Jizz	1271677/4/2017	40
Spitters Are Quitters	1265036/6/2017	40
Suck	1258275/9/2017	30
The Return of the Dildo	1251274/10/2017	40