Release Parties
Make sure no one misses your new record by throwing a release party for it! If you can't afford the expensive marketing stunts on offer you should at least go for the more economic guerilla marketing options. You don't want to miss out on this opportunity to gain some extra media exposure, and song popularity, to boost your career!
Scheduling a release party is an alternative to manually releasing a record in the last minute at the click of a button. You can't do both. You can start preparing a release party on this page as soon as you've submitted your new record for release. Please remember that the date of a newly booked release party must be three days into the future!
Upcoming release parties
None found.
Previous release parties
| Name |
Record |
Date |
| "Release" Party - Open Up, The Dildo Is Back! |
With Legs Wide Open |
1767352/28/2023, 11:00 PM |
| Doobie Dildo Do |
Doobie Do |
1758691/23/2023, 9:00 PM |
| The Return Of The Dildo |
Excited Ed |
1666551/4/2022, 11:00 PM |
| Living On An Evil Dildo |
Living On A Dildo |
1587502/9/2021, 2:00 PM |
| I’m Your Dildo Tonight |
I'm Your Dildo Tonight |
1580901/13/2021, 2:00 AM |
| The Great Cumdemic |
The Great Cumdemic |
15741212/15/2020, 8:00 PM |
| It Don't Cum Easy |
It Don’t Cum Easy |
15706912/1/2020, 1:00 PM |
| It Don’t Cum Easy |
It Don't Cum Easy (Extended) |
15671811/16/2020, 10:00 PM |
| Keep On Queefing |
Queefing In The Free World |
15606110/20/2020, 1:00 PM |
| ...And All That Jizz |
We Cum In Peace (Jizzy Remix) |
1553949/22/2020, 6:00 PM |
| Sweet Creams Are Made Of Jizz |
Sweet Creams Are Made Of Jizz |
1547218/25/2020, 5:00 PM |
| We Cum In Peace |
We Cum In Peace |
1543928/12/2020, 12:00 AM |
| Opus Dildo |
Opus Dildo |
1507423/12/2020, 10:00 PM |
| Dildo's Dopamine |
Dildo's Dopamine |
1505223/3/2020, 6:00 PM |
| Alienation Of The Dildo |
Alienation of the Dildo |
14805011/21/2019, 6:00 PM |
| Dildo In The Sky With Diamonds |
Dildo In The Sky With Diamonds |
1451447/23/2019, 4:00 PM |
| Machine Gun Dildo |
Machine Gun Dildo |
1444716/25/2019, 3:00 PM |
| Dildovanje |
Dildovanje |
1426794/11/2019, 11:00 PM |
| The Last Dildo In Bombay |
Last Dildo In Bombay |
1424544/2/2019, 2:00 PM |
| Smells Like Teen Dildo |
Smells Like Teen Dildo |
1411102/5/2019, 2:00 PM |
| Dildo Shining Alien |
Dildo Shining Alien |
1404381/8/2019, 2:00 PM |
| Opus Dildo |
Opus Dildo |
13998912/20/2018, 9:00 PM |
| I Wanna Hold Your Dildo |
I Wanna Hold Your Dildo |
13977812/12/2018, 2:00 AM |
| My Dildo |
My Dildo |
13909411/13/2018, 2:00 PM |
| Seven Dildo Army |
Seven Dildo Army |
13843210/17/2018, 12:00 AM |
| Dildo's Big Brown Beaver |
Dildo's Big Brown Beaver |
1377559/18/2018, 7:00 PM |
| Dildonymous |
Dildonymous |
1372578/29/2018, 1:00 AM |
| A Hard Day's Dildo |
A Hard Day's Dildo |
1370808/21/2018, 4:00 PM |
| Truly, Madly, Dildo |
Truly, Madly, Dildo |
1364097/24/2018, 5:00 PM |
| Marvelous |
Marvelous |
1357366/26/2018, 4:00 PM |
| Cookie |
Cookie |
1348935/22/2018, 1:00 PM |
| Stoner Fatale |
Stoner |
1342224/24/2018, 2:00 PM |
| 420 2020 |
2020 |
1335493/27/2018, 1:00 PM |
| Here, Kitty, Kitty... |
Meow |
1328782/27/2018, 2:00 PM |
| 420 |
420 |
1322081/30/2018, 4:00 PM |
| Indigo |
Indigo |
1320301/23/2018, 6:00 AM |
| Skank |
Skank |
1315381/2/2018, 6:00 PM |
| Evil Dildo Spares No Expense, take two |
Violet |
13086012/5/2017, 12:00 PM |
| Evil Dildo Spares No Expense |
Eponymous |
12935810/3/2017, 10:00 PM |
| Stoephoer |
Stoephoer |
1286739/5/2017, 9:00 AM |
| Cocksmoker |
Cocksmoker |
1280088/8/2017, 4:00 PM |
| Opus Magnum Jizz |
Opus Magnum Jizz |
1271677/4/2017, 3:00 PM |
| Evil Dildo's Chaotic Debut |
A Philosopher's Chaos |
1266636/13/2017, 3:00 PM |
| Spitters Are Quitters |
Spitters Are Quitters |
1265036/6/2017, 11:00 PM |
| Suck |
Suck |
1258275/9/2017, 7:00 PM |
| The Return of the Dildo |
The Return of the Dildo |
1251274/10/2017, 3:00 PM |