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Absolut Royal Fuck

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Work in Progress

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Tracks Recording Releases Rating
Feeling OR Filling Holes? 16579611/30/2021 1 23
The Texas Vibrator Massacre 16569011/25/2021 2 23
The Bare Bitch Project 16566811/24/2021 2 23
The Whore of The Rings 16564011/23/2021 2 23
We Should Sell That Porn 16561611/22/2021 2 23
Shaving Ryan's Privates 16556711/20/2021 2 23
Once Upon A Time Kenzi Was A Hot Guy 16554311/19/2021 2 23
Star Whores (Episode IV: A New Hole) 16551811/18/2021 3 23
Blown in 60 Seconds 16549411/17/2021 2 23
I See Kobe When I Come 16547711/16/2021 2 23
My Bed Is a Sex Swing 16547311/16/2021 2 23
How I Wet Your Mother 16546611/16/2021 2 23
Never Lost a Fight/Looking For a Beatin' 16501010/28/2021 1 23
You Fake Your Shyness 16498710/27/2021 1 23
Pro At Ignoring Red Flags 16441610/3/2021 1 23
Dust Hits My Nose Like a Rocket 1643279/29/2021 3 23
Fiddling Around With His Balls 1640519/18/2021 1 23
Ugly Naked Guy 1639869/15/2021 1 23
Backseat Fondles 1632928/17/2021 1 23
In The Pool In a Blow-up Gummy Bear 1630478/7/2021 1 23
My Ass Makes All The Boys Collapse 1629068/1/2021 2 23
Now He's Obsessed 1628988/1/2021 2 23
Say My Name Without Gagging 1628867/31/2021 2 23
I Came From Heaven 2 Make U Hellish 1628737/31/2021 2 23
Birthday Sex 1628617/30/2021 2 23
Wanna Be Me But You Got No Ambition 1628587/30/2021 2 23
Look But Don't Touch 1628327/29/2021 2 22
This Is The Bitch Motto 1626437/21/2021 1 23
He Can't Help Himself When I Undress 1626337/21/2021 2 23
I Came From Heaven (Intro) 1625857/19/2021 2 23
Don't Wanna Be Your Fucking Friend 1625627/18/2021 2 23
I'm F***ed Up But With Glitter And All 1624677/14/2021 3 23
APTAL KEDÄ° KARIM 1617456/14/2021 3 23
KEDÄ° EJDERHA MOOOOOOO 1616736/11/2021 1 23
Princess Sophia 1612755/25/2021 1 23
Your Love Making is Lame 1612425/24/2021 1 23
Watch Your Man And Your Mouth 1605444/25/2021 1 23
Throw it Like a Stripper 1605294/24/2021 1 23
PEW PEW, MADAFAKAS! 1602594/13/2021 2 23
Matadora 1602104/11/2021 2 23
The Sky Is Broken 1601984/10/2021 2 22
U Have More Issues Than The Insider 1601314/8/2021 2 22
Fucked My Way Through College 1600914/6/2021 2 23
Oh, Look What You Started Now 1600674/5/2021 2 22
Sad Song to Play At Tricia's Bday 1600024/2/2021 2 22
I'm The Treasure, Baby, I'm The Prize 1599954/2/2021 2 23
I Could Go For More But U Go Slow 1599724/1/2021 2 22
Google My Ass 1599463/31/2021 2 23
Wanna Party With Barbie? 1598513/27/2021 1 23
Sadistic Seductress With A God Complex 1597723/24/2021 3 23
Blergh 1592563/2/2021 1 23
Better Off Without You 1592263/1/2021 3 23
Let Me Show You Everything I Know 1585482/1/2021 1 23
Clap, Clap, Ur a Clever Cookie Now 1585231/31/2021 1 23
Cheap Booze, Pop Cola Blue 1581201/14/2021 1 23
Get Off My Dick 1580481/11/2021 1 23
Slippery When Wet 15749912/19/2020 2 23
Throwing Shade Like It's Sunny 15737712/14/2020 2 23
Meet Me In Bangcock 15734612/13/2020 2 23
I Don't Fuck With Chit Chat 15732412/12/2020 2 23
Don't Call Me Angel 15730012/11/2020 1 23
Love You Now But Not Tomorrow 15727612/10/2020 3 23
I Don't Give a Fuck About Appearances 15719612/6/2020 2 23
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow, Moron 15717912/6/2020 2 23
Go Sit On A Cactus 15714612/4/2020 2 23
Almost Swallowed, Never Born 15709612/2/2020 2 23
Adios Bitchachos 15707212/1/2020 2 23
It's Like I Drank All The Vodka 15685711/22/2020 1 23
Doping Up On His Silky Smooth Perfume 15668211/15/2020 3 23
U Been Friendzoned, Sucka 15623910/27/2020 0 22
No Room For Men 15607810/21/2020 0 22
I'll Never Change 15601910/18/2020 0 22
Pole Dancer 15599610/17/2020 0 22
Write My Name in Ice 15598010/17/2020 0 22
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Sidechicks 15595410/16/2020 0 22
Do Ma Thing, Motherfuckerz 15592210/14/2020 0 22
A Fool Getting Older 15589610/13/2020 0 22
Dark Necessities 15582410/10/2020 1 23
You Know Me Too Well 15579910/9/2020 1 23
To All The Women Dressed Like Whores 1554349/24/2020 1 23
Drifter 1552189/15/2020 1 23
Buying Inspiration 1548859/1/2020 1 23
Lost My Creativity 1547728/27/2020 1 23
I Lead, You Follow (The Day You Die) 1542198/4/2020 1 23
Don't Forget To Subscribe 1541868/3/2020 1 23
Whatever, I'm Getting Cheese Fries 1534577/4/2020 2 23
Tik Tok, She Was Hit By a Rock 1534497/3/2020 2 23
That Girl is Such a Boy 1533756/30/2020 2 23
That Boy is Such a Girl 1533526/29/2020 2 23
Where's Your Creativity, Dumbo? 1533116/27/2020 1 23
Flip My Bitch Switch (I Dare You) 1532996/27/2020 3 23
Power To The Unicorns (& Deers Maybe) 1531146/19/2020 2 23
Power Spliff Girls 1530836/18/2020 2 23
Girls Staring At Me (Drop Dead) 1530676/17/2020 2 23
IDK, IDC, IDGF 1530586/17/2020 2 23
Her Titties Run Liquid LSD 1530346/16/2020 2 23
Bitch Please, I Ride A Unicorn 1530196/15/2020 2 23
Stop Bidding In Our Songs, U Effin Idiot 1523725/19/2020 1 23
Mind My Wicked Words & Tipsy Topsy Smirk 1523485/18/2020 3 23
Really Don't Like U 1517154/22/2020 1 23
Erotically Dancing Over Your Grave 1515954/17/2020 1 23
Everybody Gets High 1509113/19/2020 1 23
*middle fingers up* (LFaC cover) 1508013/15/2020 1 23
Prostitution, Pimpin' & Capitalism 1506113/7/2020 2 23
The Jonas Chainsaw Massacre 1505873/6/2020 2 23
Bernard Can't Get It Hard (Kiss N Tell) 1505463/4/2020 2 23
Billy Bob Sometimes Does The Job 1505393/4/2020 2 23
We R Crashing This Save-A-Ho Puppet Show 1504793/1/2020 2 23
The Exorcism Of Bernard Rose 1503942/27/2020 2 23
Nightmare With Billy Bob Krueger 1503702/26/2020 2 23
Jonas Fartsworth (Kiss N Tell) 1503592/25/2020 2 23
If Ur Not Drinkin', Then Ur Not Playin' 1503472/25/2020 2 23
Don't Let Ur Teen Girl Listen To Us 1503302/24/2020 2 23
Snake Eye, Sly Smile 1502982/23/2020 1 23
U Can Suck My Imaginary Dick 1502822/22/2020 3 23
No Way Out 1496001/25/2020 1 23
Doing You Like I Do Cocaine 1495131/21/2020 3 23
Not Baby Material 14898712/30/2019 1 23
Woke Up Stoned In The Backseat 14893812/28/2019 1 23
Composed 25 hits as a slave! 14830512/2/2019 1 23
GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS Unicorn Ride 14817011/26/2019 3 23
Lustmolch 14795711/17/2019 2 23
Occhiolism 14792311/16/2019 2 23
Voorpret 14789911/15/2019 2 23
Kopfkino 14787411/14/2019 2 23
Komorebi 14785911/13/2019 2 23
Ineffable 14785011/13/2019 2 23
Apodyopsis 14783911/12/2019 2 22
Aeonian 14781111/11/2019 2 22
Fantods 14778711/10/2019 2 23
Dendrophile 14777911/10/2019 2 22
B(e) Music 14765711/5/2019 1 23
Schnapsidee 14762611/4/2019 3 23
3:25 Minutes Of Shit Music 14694710/6/2019 3 23
3:33 Minutes Of Shit Music 14689110/4/2019 1 23
3:21 Minutes Of Shit Music 1463089/10/2019 1 23
Moonlight Ride (One Last Dance) 1462829/9/2019 1 23
I'm In Love With Your Brother 1456908/15/2019 1 23
3:01 Minutes Of Shit Music 1456668/14/2019 1 23
Supermassive Asshole (Revamped) 1452837/29/2019 2 23
Fuck With Myself 1452587/28/2019 2 23
I Won't Resist Your Stare 1451747/24/2019 2 23
Welcome to my Dark Side 1451657/24/2019 2 23
High By The Beach 1450707/20/2019 2 23
Kobe Is a Bitch feat. Yo Mamma 1450287/18/2019 2 23
U Can't Live Without Me & Ur Still Alive 1450037/17/2019 2 23
Hooker with a Penis (Noel is Dead RMX) 1449297/14/2019 2 23
A Whirling Vortex of Buff-Colored Smoke 1449057/13/2019 2 23
4 Ever Faithful to a Dead Guy 1448887/13/2019 2 23
Consequences Of Love 1447687/8/2019 1 23
My Imaginary & Unrealistic Boyfriend 1447397/6/2019 3 23
Help Yourself 1443306/19/2019 1 23
Claiming Absolut Royal Fuck Throne 1442986/18/2019 3 23
Take Me Higher Than The Ceiling 1435145/16/2019 1 23
Ride To The Clouds (Erotic Rocket) 1434105/12/2019 1 23
Devil Eyes 1429564/23/2019 1 23
Don't Wanna Dance With You 1427804/16/2019 1 23
Confidence Kicks Ur Balls 1425304/5/2019 2 23
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 1424894/4/2019 2 23
The X's X 1424564/2/2019 2 23
The Sex, The Drugs And No Shame 1424324/1/2019 2 23
Looking for Rainbows 1424083/31/2019 2 23
Mmm mmm mmm mmmilk 1423903/30/2019 0 23
Champagne Bullet 1423383/28/2019 2 23
I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me 1423283/28/2019 2 23
Adventure In The Closet 1422093/23/2019 2 23
3D Histerics 1421693/21/2019 2 23
1 Dollar Drag Queen 1421463/20/2019 2 23
Virgin Mary 1421393/20/2019 1 23
Welcome Little Lover 1420983/18/2019 3 23
My Name Is Ruin. My Name Is Heartbreak. 1416092/26/2019 3 23
On My Own 1415562/24/2019 1 23
Undah Mah Skirt 1408741/26/2019 1 23
I Never Was a Keeper 1408421/25/2019 1 23
U R My Throne (Sit On U All Nite) 14020412/29/2018 1 23
Le Freak 14016412/28/2018 1 23
A Guy Like U Should Wear a Warning 13989312/16/2018 2 23
Bad Mojo (Screw You, Kobe) 13986512/15/2018 2 23
Hold Me, Kiss Me and Eat Me 13985312/15/2018 2 23
Perfectly Imperfect 13982212/13/2018 2 23
Psychedelic Addict 13979712/12/2018 2 23
Say U Love Me (Even If U Gotta Lie) 13979312/12/2018 2 23
Spoiler: We Die In The End 13973812/10/2018 2 23
Remember When We First Met? 13970212/8/2018 2 23
Ecstasy feat. Dark Horse 13960312/4/2018 2 23
Baby, I Feel Like I've Been Here Before 13957912/3/2018 2 23
Tested Manhood 13953112/1/2018 1 23
He Knows I'm Crazy 13947411/29/2018 3 23
Let My Demons Take The Wheel 13880611/1/2018 3 23
See That My Grave Is Kept Clean 13878210/31/2018 1 23
Are You Insane Like Me? 13814810/5/2018 1 23
Wash Your Face in My Sink 13806810/1/2018 1 23
I Know, You Never Really Loved Me 1374679/6/2018 1 23
Crashed. We Never Landed. 1374579/6/2018 1 23
The One I'm Addicted To (Noah) 1370268/19/2018 2 22
Shut Your Mouth And Deliver 1369398/15/2018 2 22
When You're Smiling 1368908/13/2018 2 23
Yes Boss (Wicked Games) 1368828/13/2018 2 23
Heart & Body 1368678/12/2018 2 22
Diamonds Mean Shit To Me 1368108/10/2018 2 23
Dance of the Macabre 1367398/7/2018 2 23
The Fire We Lost 1365637/31/2018 2 23
We Are All Prostitutes 1365327/29/2018 1 23
I'm Hot Like Coffee 1364417/26/2018 3 23
Easy Obsession 1360427/9/2018 1 23
You Text Me When You're Lonely 1359797/6/2018 3 23
Under a Blanket of Chocolate 1352096/4/2018 3 23
Do You Like Me? 1351616/2/2018 1 23
Vivo Shocada 1346505/12/2018 1 23
What Good Can Drinking Do? 1345785/9/2018 3 23
carne de soja defumada 1343995/1/2018 2 22
We Used to Be Friends 1343624/30/2018 2 22
Psychedelic Love 1341904/23/2018 2 22
No Vancancy 1341654/22/2018 2 22
The Lady is a Tramp 1341384/21/2018 2 22
Flowers Never Worked On Me 1341274/20/2018 2 22
Love Galore 1341074/19/2018 2 23
Favorite Boy 1340664/18/2018 2 22
Days of Wine and Booze 1340584/17/2018 2 22
Dance of the Obscure 1340414/17/2018 2 22
Black Flowers Blossom 1340334/16/2018 2 22
Selfish 1340174/16/2018 1 23
We Want Your Soul 1340094/15/2018 3 23
Screaming Distraction 1333873/20/2018 1 22
Make Me Feel 1332573/15/2018 1 22
Rough 1326742/19/2018 1 22
U Intoxicate Me 1325652/14/2018 1 22
Twisted 1318901/17/2018 1 22
Life Sucks & Kobe Is Laughing 1318671/16/2018 1 22
Sandwich 13129712/23/2017 2 21
Stand in line 13128512/23/2017 2 22
Running in Circles 13127312/22/2017 2 22
Relationshit of the Century 13126112/22/2017 2 22
Must Be My Fucking Hairstyle 13125212/21/2017 0 22
Magnetic 13123712/21/2017 2 22
I Still Want More 13122712/20/2017 2 22
I Put a Spell on Myself 13119512/19/2017 2 23
Help Me Out of This Hell 13118312/18/2017 2 22
Moonlight Whorehoppin' 13117812/18/2017 1 23
Eyes Wide Slut 13115912/17/2017 3 23
Cashmere Cat 13115412/17/2017 2 22
Bye Bye Little Birdies 1287199/7/2017 0 23
Down on Me 1273147/10/2017 0 23
The Pink Bottle 1268356/20/2017 1 22
You're a Player? I'm The Coach 1268266/20/2017 3 22
Blablabla 1263075/29/2017 2 22
Survival 1262755/28/2017 2 22
Sorry I'm Not Sorry 1262505/27/2017 2 22
I'm Out 1262345/26/2017 2 22
You Don't Know Half 1262095/25/2017 2 22
Gay Father 1262025/25/2017 2 22
Voodoo in my Blood 1261865/24/2017 2 22
Seth made me quit sex 1261645/23/2017 2 22
Motherfuckin' Queen 1260895/20/2017 2 22
Dig Your Own Hole 1260435/18/2017 2 22
Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire 1260315/18/2017 1 22
#inspirationalfail 1259945/16/2017 3 23
Selling My Death 1254034/22/2017 1 22
Being Old is the New Black 1253804/21/2017 3 22
Bananas 1248423/29/2017 1 22
Waltz #666 1248343/29/2017 1 22
Not Your Babe 1238862/17/2017 0 22
Slavery 1237152/10/2017 1 22
3:27 Minutes of Nonsense Lyrics 1235242/2/2017 3 22
My Weakness Caused You Pain (I'm Sorry) 1101947/28/2015 1 23
Lapdance (feat. Princess Sophia) 1100747/23/2015 1 23
#H8RS 1098287/13/2015 0 22
Make a Change 1093076/21/2015 1 23
Royal Fuck 1092586/19/2015 1 23
Moving On 1088976/4/2015 1 22
Obsessed With Breaking Your Heart 1084355/16/2015 2 22
I Am The Chosen One For You 1084195/15/2015 2 22
Crazy Town 1084115/15/2015 3 23
The Beat of Your Own Drum 1083525/12/2015 2 22
You Know I Wanna Do It Again 1083225/11/2015 2 22
Why The Sudden Change? 1082985/10/2015 2 22
No Secrets 1082505/8/2015 2 22
Service With a Smile 1082265/7/2015 2 22
Transparent Obstacles Smashed To Bits 1082035/6/2015 2 22
Let's Get Something Straight 1081315/3/2015 2 23
Possessive Beliefs 1081145/2/2015 1 22
Temptation 1081065/2/2015 3 23
Letting Go 1074174/3/2015 1 22
Obnoxious Groove 1074024/3/2015 3 23
I Don't Know Whatta Fuck To Do 1068823/12/2015 1 21
It's Time You Disappear 1066973/4/2015 1 21
Lost, lost, never found 1061842/11/2015 1 22
Yellow Bottle Sippin' 1059101/30/2015 3 23
Crappy Tune For My Idiot Bandmate 1059021/30/2015 2 22
Eat Fist 1058741/29/2015 2 22
Shit On Debra's Desk 1058581/28/2015 2 22
Schnitzel! 1058351/27/2015 2 22
Kill Of The Night 1058281/27/2015 2 23
I'm Mad 1058111/26/2015 2 22
I Used To Not Care 1057771/25/2015 2 22
Horehound 1057541/24/2015 2 22
Aeons 1057321/23/2015 2 22
Destroy 1055691/16/2015 1 22
Bad Bitch Mentality 1055131/14/2015 3 23
Death By The Seaside 10483512/17/2014 1 22
Insanity Suits Us 10480912/16/2014 3 23
Catfish joined the chat 10354910/24/2014 1 22
Too Busy To Fall (in love) 10331310/14/2014 3 23
Silhouettes 10330710/14/2014 2 22
Jinx 10328310/13/2014 2 22
Intergalactic 10326710/12/2014 2 22
I Don't Work & I've Never Been 2 School 10325810/12/2014 2 22
Homemade Passion 10324310/11/2014 2 22
zzz 10322910/11/2014 2 22
#Douchebag 10318710/9/2014 2 22
Bardot Heroine 1028269/24/2014 1 22
Infected 1028039/23/2014 3 23
4 dudes are fun enough 1020678/23/2014 3 22
Black Willows 1020608/23/2014 1 22
Money & gogohayden 1015798/3/2014 3 23
Alcoholic Visions 1015308/1/2014 3 23
Dare 1007877/1/2014 1 22
Fraudulent 1004986/19/2014 2 22
You Fucking Little Liar 1004516/17/2014 3 23
Daylight 1004266/16/2014 2 23
Boy I Love You 1002586/9/2014 2 23
Kerfuffle 1002256/8/2014 2 22
Magnetic 1002126/7/2014 2 23
Execution 1002016/7/2014 2 22
Convulsion 1001936/6/2014 2 22
Bird Siren 1001686/5/2014 1 22
24-19 1001456/4/2014 3 23
Anomaly 994425/6/2014 1 22
Arrow 993945/4/2014 3 23
Selector 990394/19/2014 0 22
Wasted 988354/11/2014 3 23
I'm Burning Inside 987644/8/2014 1 22
Synesthesia 981703/14/2014 1 22
Absolute Height 981223/12/2014 3 23
Hooligan 978663/1/2014 2 22
Closer 978533/1/2014 2 23
Fuse 978422/28/2014 2 22
Pop And Fizz 978102/27/2014 2 22
Saunter 977942/26/2014 2 22
Amnesty 977882/26/2014 0 22
Rapid Fire 977732/25/2014 2 22
Itchy Bone 977642/25/2014 2 22
Bullseye 977532/25/2014 2 22
Alibi 977292/24/2014 0 22
Crier, Sire 976022/18/2014 3 22
Slander 975782/17/2014 3 23
Rap do Chiclete na Sola do Sapato 968731/19/2014 1 22
Siren 967541/14/2014 3 23
Blood Vessels 966101/8/2014 0 22
211 9622712/23/2013 3 23
Ava9 9598612/13/2013 1 22
Evanescent 9548211/22/2013 1 22
Starry Eyed 9536311/17/2013 1 23
Evil Twin 9509011/6/2013 2 21
Peccadillo 9506811/5/2013 0 21
Schadenfreude 9504511/4/2013 2 22
Bright Eyes 9499311/2/2013 2 22
Hurricane 9497711/1/2013 3 22
A Modern Myth 9488210/28/2013 3 23
When Pigs Fly 9478410/24/2013 2 21
Beauty of You 9456910/15/2013 2 22
S&M Voodoo Doll 9449610/12/2013 2 22
Love Machine 942099/30/2013 1 22
Danger 941399/27/2013 3 23
Panic Station 935609/3/2013 3 22
Radioactive 933708/26/2013 3 23
Favourite Worst Nightmare 928928/6/2013 1 22
Toxic 928688/5/2013 3 23
Sweet Lies 922187/9/2013 1 22
The Return 920277/1/2013 3 23
Can't Be Tamed 920016/30/2013 2 22
Turn Me On 918186/22/2013 2 22
Stripper 917096/18/2013 2 22
Imma Shave 4 U 916856/17/2013 2 22
Busy (Kill Me Later) 916586/16/2013 2 22
Torture Me 915776/12/2013 2 22
Pretty Little Eyes 915546/11/2013 2 22
Bulletproof 914456/7/2013 2 22
Sexy Naughty Bitchy 914206/6/2013 3 23
Are You Gonna Be My Man? 913236/2/2013 1 22
Death Of A Clown 906835/6/2013 1 22
Life's a Hooker and Kobe the Pimp 906595/5/2013 3 23
Suck It And See 902554/18/2013 1 22
10,000 Needles 900104/8/2013 3 23
Virtual Boy 895063/18/2013 1 23
Psychosis feat. doublerainbowshark 893643/12/2013 2 23
211 [FRU's Cover of The Snobettes cover] 893283/11/2013 2 22
Expensive, Yet Affordable 892733/8/2013 2 22
Von Tease 892023/5/2013 2 22
Rapture 891793/4/2013 3 23
Stripper Chrystal 889952/25/2013 2 22
Who's Gonna Stop Me When I'm Comin' Through? 888632/19/2013 1 22
Becoming Insane 888112/17/2013 3 23
Kink 887382/14/2013 2 22
Even Though This Shit Sucks 886432/10/2013 2 22
The Mind Is Poison feat Chloe Blair 881861/22/2013 1 22
Feather in Cap 881391/20/2013 3 22
Pornhub 8751812/25/2012 1 22
Sexual Disco Flashback! (THICK DICK cover) 8734712/18/2012 3 22
Glitter Pills 8681911/26/2012 1 22
Moan 8672811/22/2012 0 22
Pink Latex Shocking Knickers 8670411/21/2012 3 23
Lets Roll (it only takes two) 8586410/17/2012 1 22
United Snakes 8580410/15/2012 1 22
You can't paint in colours 829776/19/2012 1 21
It's a twisted fantasy 829076/16/2012 1 22
Please Mr. Darcy 803453/1/2012 1 22
closer, closer, says love 7823512/4/2011 1 22