J. Thorstensson

J. is 46 years old. He is the Lead Singer of ¡Las Cutículas que dicen Ni!. J. is also known as "Zzzzman". J. is located in Paris at Stefani's Club PAR.

J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Uninteresting fact #3176: the great puppeteer is trying to get back in the game :/

Double-Glazed Salads

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Song Details

Double-Glazed Salads is Singalong music in tempo Vivace. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are wonderful. The song was written 12/2/2007 by J. Thorstensson. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 12
Stage Potential: 20
Genre: Modern Rock
Owner: None
First Revealed: 12/2/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments


Special Lyrics

I want salads.

Double. Glazed. Salads. It's a good way to attenuate the noise.

A scientific study have also shown that it protects you against cold. Double-Glazed salads, it's safe.
Really, you have to think about it, double-glazed salads it's like glazed salads but you multiply it twice.

THIS. Is a message to salads eaters. You HAVE to eat double-glazed, the only salads which are approved by the French Federation for Orodental Health. Really.

If you don't eat double-glazed salads, you'll become a diabetic kangaroo, and you will never be able to drink coffee with sugar.

Record Releases

This song hasn't been released on any records. This means that only the original composer, or a band which has bought the rights to it, can add it to an artist's repertoire.