J. Thorstensson

J. is 38 years old. He is the Lead Singer of ¡Las Cutículas que dicen Ni!. J. is also known as "Zzzzman". J. is located in London at Presto Jazz University.

J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to go to work in order to get ahead professionally.

Uninteresting fact #2765: I finally stretched my portrait at the good height with a ten years delay…

The songs of J.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
I once ate a delightful rat in Stockholm 500 13125312/21/2017
Celle qui faisait pipi sur le baron 500 12978810/21/2017
J'EN AI POUR PLUS D'UNE BARRE DE FRINGUE 500 12953610/11/2017
Fun is Bowling 500 1272827/9/2017
Can we both just agree that we're lame? 500 1272327/7/2017
Bailly Idol 500 1270156/28/2017
That day I remained stuck in a chimney 500 1268956/23/2017
The one who smells like rotten ravioli 500 1267166/15/2017
L'incroyable épopée du punk à crocodile 500 1264556/4/2017
BONJOUR SYD ÇA VA OU BIEN 500 1263595/31/2017
The Pelican Whisperer 500 1252324/15/2017
I wanna be your platypus 500 1252324/15/2017
Yesterday, I woke up as Mickey Mouse 500 1252324/15/2017
Buried under 739 boxes 500 1247683/26/2017
42 Windows 500 1246013/19/2017
The King Trout 500 1244293/12/2017
My address book is full of dead people 500 1242553/5/2017
AAaAaa.AaaAAaaAa.AA.A.AaAAaaaah ben oui. 500 1241733/1/2017
I have five days left to find a title 500 1231891/19/2017
I once told Houston Dean to fuck himself 500 1231891/19/2017
Laurent Sémascule, 35 ans. 500 1231201/17/2017
Montauk Hulteur 500 1229051/8/2017
The Musician Mouse 500 1227581/1/2017
Those Vertebrates With No Bones 500 12220912/10/2016
la vi la mor tou né k1 tou 500 12190911/27/2016
Born on 55/3 and still in my twenties 500 11284711/15/2015
Nineteen Years Made Me Forget Your Face 500 11284711/15/2015
We all float down here 500 11284711/15/2015
I put my faith into a platypus 500 1012427/20/2014
Time Flies 500 1007526/30/2014
She was called Maëlys Piel 500 999095/25/2014
Lemurs ain't readers 500 978923/2/2014
Last Night a D.J. Shaved My Ass 500 968851/19/2014
OIUHB, I DRANK IT AGAIN! 500 905034/28/2013
I called my son Jeffrey Scott 500 8753712/26/2012
J'aurais deux nez, j'en laverais qu'un 500 8578310/14/2012
Maëlys Piel 500 832727/1/2012
Dieu merci, c'était une copie ! 500 815214/19/2012
On prend pas le bateau ? 500 815214/19/2012
The Three Gold Saints 500 815214/19/2012
CAPSLOCK HOLMES 500 814514/16/2012
Iz a peur d'Isaac Rameau 500 760449/4/2011
Monde de merde 500 725274/10/2011
Les dinosaures partouzeurs de droite 500 724454/7/2011
Le mec de droite 500 723944/5/2011
La mousse au chocolat du patron 500 722363/29/2011
Le ranch et ses pantalons de cuir 500 709802/5/2011
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. 500 707431/26/2011
La folie des hommes 500 6858210/28/2010
Le putain d'énergumène 500 6807210/7/2010
Le tunnel tout sombre qui sent pas très bon 500 6807210/7/2010
Sur mon front y a pas marqué radio-réveil 500 675699/16/2010
La chanson du petit clyclitse 500 667438/12/2010
Les tricots de peau en polystyrène expansé 500 666628/9/2010
Maëlys (d'avion) 500 636344/5/2010
Abhorration 500 634463/28/2010
Castelphoque 500 633943/26/2010
Chokappanayagan 500 633053/22/2010
Catcrab 500 631613/16/2010
The Sixty-Ninth Jón's Song 500 629653/8/2010
Carlyle/Time 500 628963/5/2010
UN JOUR J'AI VU UN CHEVAL, MAIS IL ÉTAIT RATÉ. 500 626982/25/2010
Nova, part 4: Synthesia 500 626172/22/2010
Nova, part 3: Death 500 624642/15/2010
Nova, part 2: Life 500 623392/10/2010
Nova, part 1: Birth 500 622562/7/2010
Untitled #11 500 615591/8/2010
Untitled #12 500 614271/3/2010
Untitled #6 500 6116812/23/2009
Untitled #5 500 6011411/9/2009
Untitled #2 500 5950710/15/2009
Untitled #1 500 5938910/10/2009
Stokkhólmur 500 5928010/6/2009
Landsförräderi 500 586039/7/2009
Untitled #8 500 559425/19/2009
Fimmlagið 500 558355/15/2009
Fjórirlagið 500 557135/10/2009
Þrírlagið 500 555555/3/2009
Tveirlagið 500 554394/28/2009
A Night in Mourmansk / Walters Eezbak 500 552984/23/2009
Entropy / Piel Eezbak 500 550934/14/2009
Hypnotizing Hi-Dee / Fouchal Eezbak 500 549744/9/2009
Mílanó 500 547083/29/2009
Nýr Byrjun 500 545203/21/2009
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS 500 544083/17/2009
Júní 500 542513/10/2009
Diving into Gallants' Aura 500 540253/1/2009
The Story of the Uncharismatic Laly Cantau 500 5226712/17/2008
The Story of the Charismatic Burton Walters 500 5226712/17/2008
T'es mort et c'est chouette 500 5188012/1/2008
Le Numéro de Jacques 500 5186512/1/2008
Philou fit loup 500 502199/23/2008
Jag fjärt i min bad 500 491938/11/2008
How I was collapsed by a fifty feet tall anus 500 474385/30/2008
Shérafin' Lampion 500 472315/21/2008
Jörgen Thorstensson's Twelveth Symphony 500 4366012/25/2007
Last Meet 500 4351112/18/2007
La chanson la plus classe du Monde 500 4337812/13/2007
I will always Call you Jorg 500 4325012/8/2007
Dispersion 500 4317712/5/2007
Double-Glazed Salads 500 4311712/2/2007
Funny Song 500 4311712/2/2007
Spatial First Aid Snake 500 412909/17/2007
Closed in a Bathroom 500 407448/25/2007
Wouldn't You Have? 500 404918/15/2007
Tribute to Maëlys 500 398897/21/2007
Talk About You Pluto 500 378164/25/2007
Star's Heart Beats 500 377404/22/2007
Ed in Space 500 375794/15/2007
Agoraphobic 500 373674/6/2007
Hiroshima 45/Windows 95 500 370443/24/2007
Ana Ax 500 367673/12/2007
Chase me away and I'll eat you 500 366333/7/2007
Audiotape 500 3483012/22/2006
Title Like Feelings 500 3465312/14/2006
Les Amoureux 500 3452612/9/2006
The Journey 500 3444612/6/2006
The Dolphin Song 500 3431011/30/2006
The Ungreatest Song in the World 500 3366111/3/2006
More Than Feelings 500 3345010/25/2006
Angel Chondriac Dust 500 3316710/13/2006
Feelings Gone 500 3298410/6/2006
Flying Homesick Alien 500 327729/27/2006
Dream/Forsaken 500 326129/20/2006
Spirit Left 500 323429/9/2006
Aisu Tii 500 317948/17/2006
Kazam 500 312147/24/2006
Lost in Thoughts 500 311097/20/2006