Impregnate the Yak

This page contains information on a specific competition. Competitions are social events where players put on their best performances in an effort to outshine everyone else.

Competition Info
Name: Impregnate the Yak
Type: National Competition
Charity: None
Price Distribution: Top 3 Split Equally
Current Pot: 105,000.00 M$
Minimum Entries: 20
Entry Cost: 5,000.00 M$
Locale: ExactlyServeâ„¢- Hel [JAZZ]
City: Helsinki
Arranged By: J. Nijland
Time: 12/18/2005, 12:00 PM to 12/24/2005, 10:00 PM
Booking Starts: 1/1/2003, 1:00 AM
Description: Chuck the Yak is sick and tired of waiting for Don Broos to deliver a Don Jr. and is interested in what is keeping the family men in her band from playing shows all the time... In other words, she's holding a competition where the winning band can send forward one lucky man to have one amazing snuggle and leave her the funk alone for the rest...

So you won't have to pay money for the kid and I don't feel the need to have the father acknowledged...

Should the winning act be a ladies only thing, all members will receive the promised snuggle and I'll move on down the list to find some brainless bloke to do the deed and move on...

All blokes looking for a quick shag: Sign up!!
Status: Completed

Competition Winners

Here are the top three results from this competition listed with links to their respective shows. For a complete list of the final results click HERE.

1 The Knights who say Ni! revolutionary
2 Abu JahJah & The Burqa's revolutionary
3 The Third Apocalypse perfect