P. Bastard

P. is 32 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

2223

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

16587

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

6413

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

23118

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

38435

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

62155

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

4485

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

7701

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

45967

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

5701

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

13698

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

9664

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

6539

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

22302

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

9161

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

35323

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

29375

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

26313

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

9328

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

10539

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

16846

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

26004

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

38858

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

59763

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

76442

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

118513

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

129145

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

34986

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

3769

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

11722

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

15378

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

4588

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

65526

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

18196

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

20439

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

3810

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

18084

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

30334

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

73978

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

52579

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

24815

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

40354

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

32424

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

55423

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

36274

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

38012

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

38047

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

41258

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

39950

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

26631

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

2392

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15025

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

3083

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

5116

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

10274

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

17

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

10459

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

38057

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

36206

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

31480

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

8701

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

19369

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

11039

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

13509

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

3528

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

3756

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

8738

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

18973

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

36661

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

21447

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

62998

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

5241

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

67142

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

7807

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

24477

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

53128

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

14069

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

54258

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

44

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

14372

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

19869

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

15745

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

20592

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

12112

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

20141

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

43064

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

15823

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

26572

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17138

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

7285

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

10794

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

22123

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

25245

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

14545

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

19162

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

89275

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

218992

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

76514

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

36831

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

45149

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

15647

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

42016

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

13044

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

18063

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

31006

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

92956

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

110059

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

39034

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

33470

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

234

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11000

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

276872

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

63989

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

90989

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

621903

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

145781

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

23553

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

158867

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1520

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

38551

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27035

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

244390

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

34270

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

67137

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10403

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

72063

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1072

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

126315

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

174629

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

539854

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4523

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

478203

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

44802

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

483435

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

42967

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

113602

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

145892

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

188783

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

226986

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

305330

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

290307

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1006577

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1004731

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1207370

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

57016

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

133309

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

94360

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

15684