P. Bastard

P. is 47 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Kermit the Toaster <3.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
188829
7/16/2024

1783

Played the game 16 years!

10
188432
6/30/2024

2222

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

4943

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

19080

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

8507

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26290

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41885

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

66153

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5747

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

9471

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

49177

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

8881

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15561

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

12127

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

8083

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

27047

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

11528

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

42351

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

36241

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

30957

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

11035

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

14314

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

22042

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

31717

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

46744

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

70265

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

88384

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

139817

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

152914

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

39542

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

4139

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

13232

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

18223

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

5028

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

73536

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

21456

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

24071

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

5601

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

21140

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

34358

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

83438

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

60097

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

28817

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

44906

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

37327

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

62957

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

40156

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

42333

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

42457

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

45975

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

44507

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

29919

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

3256

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15026

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

3937

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

6386

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

12094

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

22

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

12076

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

42109

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

40054

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

34736

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

10008

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

21411

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

12308

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

15076

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

4239

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

4200

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

10044

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

20936

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

41324

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

23654

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

69783

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

6552

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

72911

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8459

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

25467

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

54434

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

15400

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

56663

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

48

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

16411

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22377

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17971

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

23085

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

14025

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

22627

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

46842

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

17814

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

29416

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17139

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

8408

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

12105

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

23308

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

26454

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

15258

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

20882

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

94482

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

233798

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

80842

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

38798

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

49068

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

17461

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

45162

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

14734

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

19988

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

33526

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

97931

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

113585

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

41634

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

35804

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

242

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11296

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

280672

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

67467

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

94493

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

627653

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

150494

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

25660

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

161834

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1555

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

40948

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27376

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

250955

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

36086

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

70006

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10886

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

76199

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1087

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

133010

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

183956

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

547701

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4623

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

486486

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

47735

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

491988

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

45335

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

117546

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

150062

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

193252

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

231648

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

310397

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

295362

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1026441

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1016444

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1228465

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

59190

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

140436

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

99018

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

17686