P. Bastard

P. is 31 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Slum Area 30.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.


Everybody should have at least one mansion to call their home. Just don't forget to pay the electric bill each week or you'll soon find yourself out on the street. Don't forget that if you're ever evicted from a home you immediately lose all the stuff you kept there.

Home Weekly Cost City
Main Street 33 165.00 M$ Melbourne
Slum Area 30 275.00 M$ London
Slum Area 13 275.00 M$ Dubrovnik
Basement of frustration 0.00 M$ Dubrovnik
Rancho Notorious 0.00 M$ Melbourne

Access Codes

Access codes are used instead of physical keys, and grant you access to somebody else's home.

Home City Owner Date of Issue
Mag's Pad Rio de Janeiro M. Bastard 11/10/2019, 6:58 PM
Hardings Retreat Copenhagen D. Harding 8/27/2019, 7:20 AM
Beckett's Bolthole London B. Sellier 12/9/2016, 6:04 AM
Chez Banj Melbourne B. Bolger 10/31/2014, 8:03 AM
Masonic Lodge Melbourne M. Bastard 7/11/2014, 11:45 AM
Slum Area 25 New York M. Bastard 6/5/2014, 6:40 PM
Slum Area 23 London D. Fear 2/13/2013, 2:29 AM
Slum Area 32 Copenhagen B. Bastard 1/21/2013, 12:01 AM
Slum Area 32 London O. Bastard 8/16/2012, 9:08 PM