P. Bastard

P. is 40 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Slum Area 30.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*

The blackest metal song ever

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Song Details

The blackest metal song ever is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Vivace. The music is incredible and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 3/22/2010 by P. Bastard. The originality is incredible.

Fame: 48
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 20
Genre: Punk Rock
Owner: None
First Revealed: 3/22/2010 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Rapper

Special Lyrics

This song is black,
blacker than the night,
wolfs running to the hills,
hills so black,
black wolfs in the night.

Howling at the moon,
darkness surrounding the shining halo,
devouring the black hole,
wolfs singing the black tune.

This song is so fuckin' black,
it fuckin' attacks,
you can feel your room getting eaten alive,
with this brutal metal black sound.

I'm hitting pans against pans,
so you can hear how metal sounds,
it's totally brutal and blacker than black,
we're bringing the old school back.

Oh yeah, oh yeah,
time for a solo guitar and some falsetto singing

[solo guitar, totally brutal and cool, fastest fingers in the West]

[falsetto singing]
Ohhh, this is blacker than black,
you have to do crack,
to understand how this song fuckin' rocks,
metal whores shaking their butts,
you can feel blackness in every note,
taking your knifes preparing to rot,
you feel like slitting the veins,
cuz it's so fuckin black, you're getting stomach pains,
it's not cuz we hit the brown noise,
it's not cuz you need to take a shit,
it's cuz of the metal boy,
and chicks rubbing their clit on this hit.

This song is black,
blacker than the night,
it's brutal and totally right,
when it's over there won't be any light.

Now a bit of brutal roaring.

[roaring, gibberish]

Good night,
sleep tight,
death death death,
it's so black.

Record Releases

This song hasn't been released on any records. This means that only the original composer, or a band which has bought the rights to it, can add it to an artist's repertoire.