P. Bastard
P. is 40 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Snacks After Sex.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Mug shot
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Song Details
Mug shot is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are revolutionary. The song was written 7/19/2011 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
77 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
11/7/2011 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Drums
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
Ordinary cop day, me, my dog and a can of beer,
we always have to stop by every tree,
he has a bladder worst than a girl,
then my sight was blinded by a curve.
Big fat tits,
curvy body, nice round ass, juicy lips,
I wished I could suck on her bits,
but no I had to wait for my dog to take a shit.
What do I see?
Bitch burning the station and attempting to flee.
Dog you got to hurry up,
oh ffs, now I have my shoes covered with crap.
Tap that ass, tap that ass,
bitch bitch, run fast.
We drove following that naked ass,
and indeed nice cheeks she has,
bitch stopped to burn the court house down,
but got pawned!
"Girl you're coming with me",
the cuffs made a sound so easy,
"Officer, nice badge, could you turn a blind eye,
I will suck your cock, fall on my knees, beat me, rape me, do whatever you please."
How could I say no,
but I did ask her for one thing though.
"Can you pose for me naked, for the record?"
She had to think for a second,
"A mug shot?"
"Uh huh, that's right, we'll do it a lot."
Click click! Here, hold my dick.
Put in in your mouth,
ohhh baby you're loud.
Get on your knees, toss the hair on your back,
spread your legs, oh yeah, tap tap tap.
Now baby, close your eyes.
"Am I free to go?"
"You said nothing of my dick and his size,
so bitch, no!"
Handcuffed, I had a collection of mug shots,
she spent a year in jail,
without a parole without bail,
and like a memory I still have hots,
burning sensations in my crotch.