P. Bastard
P. is 40 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Slum Area 30.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Food porn (secret track)
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Song Details
Food porn (secret track) is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Adagio. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 3/24/2015 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
85 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
4/1/2015 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Drums
Special Lyrics
*low drums and guitar distortion when a lick is heard*
Mmmmm.... yes, baby, yes... uh huh... yes spread for daddy.
*noise of a magazine page turning*
*excited shivery inhale*
Awwww yeaww.... yer so fuckin' hot, you dirty lil' cow.
*saliva dripping on the page*
Mmmm.... who smacked that sauce all over your grilled delicious bum! mmm... Uh.... ahh...
*faps*