Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 468 people. The local time and date is 6/16/2021, 11:10 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
22 1617846/16/2021 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 1618086/17/2021 5Thursday
24 1618326/18/2021 6Friday
25 1618566/19/2021 7Saturday
26 1618806/20/2021 1Sunday
27 1619046/21/2021 2Monday
28 1619286/22/2021 3Tuesday Day of the Dead

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Serenade for Strings is playing in Raging Fire CM | JOH at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
babes support babes is playing in Gevende Blues | JOH at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Mi-Na Yeo is playing in Sleet Rock Johannesburg at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 11
Lupercalia is playing in Fiesta II [JOH] at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 13
Absolut Royal Fuck is playing in a strip club in shady JOH at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Richard Heaton is playing in TukTuk Pop |Joanes at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 47
Angel's Charlies is playing in Atlantique in Joburg at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
ARIES is playing in Gevende Blues - 2 | JOH at 6/17/2021, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 96

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