Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 1444 people. The local time and date is 5/25/2024, 11:30 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
32 1875605/25/2024 7Saturday
33 1875845/26/2024 1Sunday
34 1876085/27/2024 2Monday
35 1876325/28/2024 3Tuesday
36 1876565/29/2024 4Wednesday
37 1876805/30/2024 5Thursday
38 1877045/31/2024 6Friday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

L & H is playing in MeTalTR | Johannesburg at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Whiskey In The Jar is playing in Hell Rock |JOH| at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Tнe Sмasнing Pandas is playing in Bambi's Fault | JOH at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Dia de Muertos is playing in ~ KuroNeón ~ | JOH at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 18
The Mothers of Inquisition is playing in Cℴℴℓ Cℓub © Jo'burg at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Night Fever' is playing in SleepyKitties |JOH| at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Black Hoт Cнill Pandas is playing in Ebony Cup at 5/26/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

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