Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 269 people. The local time and date is 1/22/2022, 11:32 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
18 1670641/22/2022 7Saturday
19 1670881/23/2022 1Sunday
20 1671121/24/2022 2Monday
21 1671361/25/2022 3Tuesday
22 1671601/26/2022 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 1671841/27/2022 5Thursday
24 1672081/28/2022 6Friday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Perpetual is playing in Sleet Rock Johannesburg at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
TOETJE. is playing in Lords BLUES | J'bourg at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 38
YEK is playing in Mother Earth - Johannesbu at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Don't Feed the TroLLs is playing in Little White Swan ~Joh at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Constellations is playing in Monday Blues | JOH at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 17
Cacophony Orchestra is playing in Gox in JOH at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
BELSTONEY is playing in Masquerade | AF J'burg at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
好想唱一阙歌 叫你认清楚我 is playing in Phoenix Hall.Johannesburg at 1/23/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

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