Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 286 people. The local time and date is 11/29/2022, 7:38 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Johannesburg 101

Airport: Lee Fenner Airport JOH
Hospital: Crosby Municipal Clinic
City Hall: Inkosi Indlu
Court House: The Constitutional Court
Highway Out of Town: Highway out of town
Lost and Found: Johannesburg Lost and Found
Temple: Desert Temple
Gym: Solutely | Fitness - JOH
Hotel: The Devil-ish Place JOH

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Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
49 17452811/29/2022 3Tuesday
50 17455211/30/2022 4Wednesday
51 17457612/1/2022 5Thursday
52 17460012/2/2022 6Friday Christmas
53 17462412/3/2022 7Saturday
54 17464812/4/2022 1Sunday Liberation Day
55 17467212/5/2022 2Monday

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A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Enigma of Undone is playing in Raging Fire CM | JOH at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 94
Party Clowns is playing in Raging Fire AM | JOH at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 95
Last Ventrue & Ice Goddess is playing in Lords BLUES | J'bourg at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Ursulita is playing in Fiesta II [JOH] at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 85
Can't Stop The Beat is playing in Raging Fire EM | JOH at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 96
Purupang is playing in Raging Fire HM | JOH at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 92
Fifty Steps to the Stars is playing in Raging Fire WM | JOH at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 93
Avada Kedavra Bitch is playing in JOH:.::ELECTRONIC:.::.:.. at 11/29/2022, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

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